my 100 feet of gold finally came in and i love it oh so much. i plan to sew it onto everything i own. but i first i decided to grab my camera and be artsy fartsy with it. ALSO BECAUSE IM DOING A PHOTOGRAPHY PROGRAM HAYYYY $500 !
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked. Adrian - small todger, probably gay. Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater. Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Andrew - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. Antonio - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee. Arnold - loser. Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. Ashley - wanker who’s losing his hair. Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung. Ben - looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open. Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands. Brad - thinks everyone likes him…but they don’t. Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time. Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him. Brian - a wanna be charmer, he’s not the Messiah he’s just a very, very naughty boy. Bryan - sexy, but stupid Bronsen - annoying and never grows up Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also Bruce. Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill him within a week. Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini. Cameron - Australian, like Bruce. Carl - thinks he’s funny…he’s not, falls asleep during sex. Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive. Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly Charles - can’t trust him, eyes too close together. Chris - can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too. Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine. Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self. Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’. Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch. Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around. Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings. Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines. Craig - the lights on but no ones at home. Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way. Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics. Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid. Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!! Darren - charming, but sleeps with men. Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates. David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay! Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker. Dean - full of himself and thinks with his ****. Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot. Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please. Don - dickhead. Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts. Drew - bad Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago. Dylan - horny bastard, who can’t sing. Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name. Eddie - wants too many chicks he’ll never get ‘cos he’s an arsehole. Elliott - full of himself. Eric - shy. Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient. Frank - “different” Fred - sucks pig’s dicks & swallows the lot. Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share. Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men. Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace. George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like s*** also a wanker. Glen - the sweetest guy Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex. Graham - will screw anything. Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything. Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself. Harry - has back hair. Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs. Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls. Hayden - tries hard. Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw wellington boots. Howard - likes small breasts Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him… yeah right! Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies. Jack - stupid but hot, always alright. Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk. Jamie - scum of the earth. James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing. Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit. Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Jeff - really ugly. Jerome - gay, but very unhappy. Jeremy - loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is. Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on. Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection. Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Joel - arse. John - has no friends or life Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual. Jon - countless two timer and bully. Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites. Josh - full of himself, fun. Junior - hottie and totally good at football. Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful. Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior. Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up. Kane - an absolute and complete arsehole. Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis. Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem Kenneth - very, very…anything you want him to be. Kurt - can kick anyone’s arse. Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips. Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will. Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse. Laurie - short and funny looking. Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit. Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub. Liam - loud mouthed arsehole. Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold. Lucas - fat loser that dates other men. Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though. Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. Marc - an idiot, who can’t spell. would do anything for sex. Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard. Matt - likes drink and is full of s***. Mathew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of it’s hoofs. thinks constantly about porn. Michael - very good looking but he’ll do anything for a girl. Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse. Mike - shag muffin. Mohammed - small penis. Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego. Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb. Nick - nice Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed. Oliver - likes men but is in denial. Oscar - loser. Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs. Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk. Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays. Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins. Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool. Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago. Richard - can’t see his feet as balls are too big. Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates. Rikki - the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy… no faults at all. Rob - constantly watches porn. Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own arse. Roy - total loser and computer genius. Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud. Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole. Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind. Sam - wannabe sex machine. Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt. Sean - has small testicles and no friends. Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor. Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now) Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world. Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him. Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks. Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster. Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey. Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed. Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great shag. Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish. Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. Toby - best blow ever. Tom - extremely arrogant. Tommy - no Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found. Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy. Troy - cute and popular. Taylor - happy, laughing hyena. Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate. Will - wishes he were popular. William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it’s dark, he is handsom and tall. Zach - sweet and polite and adorable. Zack - thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego. Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
some screenshots from my train party. it was sooo crazy but ridiculously fun.
also, yesterday someone gave me an empty zine and the title said "the devils zine" with the only instructions but to draw in it based on the title. math class well spent...
tumblr has cool blogs. does that make me a traitor because this is on blogger ? RA RA AH AH AH i dont care
Saturday, January 9, 2010
first party of the year, Tuesday January 12. Its on the redline. were filling a cart with people and throwing a party. hopefully we dont get arrested :]
inspired by a backless jacket i saw, i made this two tones yellow shirt. i found an old polo i didnt like and cut the front off. i sewed it onto the back of this shirt that is from my summer camp and had my name on it in gold foil. DIY FTW LOLZ
My sister started wearing her veil everywhere while cleaning so obviously she put it on my dog...
ALSO, clandestine industries came out with a new bat necklace with the chicago skyline WUT WUTTTT. i want it but hail no am i paying 27 bucks for that. i like it tho, and kristine got it. slut. haha just kidding.